'Ten reasons why I never wash'
- I was made to wash as a child
- People who wash are hypocrites - they reckon they are cleaner than other people
- There are so many different kinds of soap I could never decide which one was right.
- I used to wash but it got boring so I stopped
- I still wash on special occasions like Christmas and Easter
- None of my friends wash
- I'm still young. When I'm older and have got a bit dirtier I might start washing.
- I really don't have time.
- The bathroom's never warm enough
- People who make soap are only after your money
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